COSMINGTONANT:

I pledge to Cosmington the microcosm of the whole Cosmos

I subscribe to Cosmingtology the knowledge of all things

I will nurture Cosmingtorace by upholding Cosmingtoneous perfections

I am a Cosmingtomania

I am a Cosmingtonian

Yes, I am a Cosmingtonzen

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Cosmingtotriotically,

The Cosmingtologist

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